This Makeout Sesh Is Way Too Aggressive For A Baseball Game

Listen I don’t care if you just proposed or not. This is just way too aggressive a kiss for any situation. Like any time it looks like an alien is swallowing your face you’ve gone too far. If you want to get aggressive you bite.  That’s day 1 stuff really. Not to mention this is always why I say proposing in public is so stupid. If you are going to go with the super aggressive makeout sesh you got to be able to slam her against the wall and fuck her brains out right after.  I mean what happens after this “Virgin Kiss” moment? You just sit back down and watch the bottom of the 3rd at  the Astros game with a huge boner? Buzzkill city.