This Bro Who Got Busted Throwing A Party Is My Favorite Person on the Internet This Week

SALEM, Ore. — A secluded party in the woods for 19-year-old Nathaniel Gray’s birthday. At least, that’s what the attendees thought it would be. But what the underage partiers involved may not have realized was that deputies were using social media just like they were – to spread the word The sheriff’s office then sent a tweet directly to Gray, warning he could be arrested if he had the party. Gray replied that he was not responsible for the party. Monday night, Gray agreed to talk only to KGW, but wanted to bring his own recorder to record the conversation as well. “Whoever showed up, they showed up. What they brought was not on me,” he said. “I was found. I was not intoxicated. I had nothing in my car, so pretty much, they [sheriff’s deputies] can say whatever they want.” When asked if he was surprised with how quickly the whole thing spread on social media, and that the sheriff’s office was following along on Twitter, Gray shrugged his shoulders and said, “What can you do? That’s the Internet, I guess.” And then he tweeted out his mugshot.

Literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when they showed this br0.  Just an epic move to demand to tape the conversation yourself and then use some sort of 2nd grade musical device to do it.  I mean no way that was actually recording but it doesn’t even matter.  He won the interview in KO fashion the second he showed up with that thing.    Game, set, match to the bro with the kindergarden microphone.