This High School Football Coach Got Suspended For Sticking His Dick In A Hot Dog Bun And Showing His Players
(Source) — A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. Sharkey said, “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this,” according to school records that listed multiple different versions of the same quote. While the coach got a written reprimand and was allowed to coach this past fall, school officials placed him on administrative leave Feb. 1 after more players claimed to have seen the hot dog incident and other students brought up separate incidents of questionable behavior by the 11-year teacher and coach.
Come onnnnnnn. I don’t mean to overstate things here but this is the most outrageous suspension I’ve ever heard of in the history of my life. You guys ever heard of camaraderie (got that right the first time, bitch)? Locker room/BBQ fuckery is the number one builder of that. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times, if I haven’t seen your dick then you’re really not even my friend, you’re an acquaintance at best and I really don’t trust you. So if you want to build a relationship with your players and teammates then you need to bust out dick tricks. It’s an essential part of a team.
And look, I’m not advocating for showing everyone in the world your dick, that would be silly. Women and children? They’re first off the Titanic and last to see your dick. But your locker room pals? Gotta see it. Do the wristwatch dick trick. Give em a helicopter. Scrunch your sack up and ask if they want some already beed chewed gum. Stick your dick in a bun and say here’s a big weiner. Do all of that then call them gay for looking at your dick and have a big laugh.
That’s what championship teams do, imho. Suspending this coach for trying to get the most out of his players will set this program back decades.
PS – If we’re being honest kinda weird that coach got into the dick trick game, but I stand by it one billion percent for players.