This Guy Broke Up With His Girlfriend Right Before A Trip Around The World So He's Looking For Anybody With The Same Name To Take Her Place

(Reddit) — In March I booked a fairly wicked trip around the world for this Christmas for my ex and I. While our relationship has come to a close, I am still planning on going on the trip and she is not (naturally). And because I hate the idea of a ticket around the world going to waste, I am looking for a Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher who could use the ticket.

December 21: NYC —> Milan
December 28: Prague —> Paris
December 29: Paris —> Bangkok
January 7: Bangkok —> New Dehli
January 8: New Dehli —> Toronto

I am not looking for anything in return, I am not looking for companionship, romance, drugs, a trade, or to take selfies with you in front the Christmas Market in Prague. If you feel compelled to toss me a couple hundred bucks, great. Really the only thing I ask for is that you enjoy this trip and that it bring you happiness.

We can travel together and see some cool stuff – or not. I’m easy and have no problem with someone taking the tickets and doing their own thing (see ya on the plane!)

I hope this guy is just playing the nice guy card with the “I don’t expect anything in return… if you want to just take the ticket and go on your way when we land that’s fine… we don’t need selfies” nonsense, because if he’s sincere he’s the biggest moron I’ve ever seen. Look, I’m not one of those “I paid for dinner you owe me a blowjob” or “I bought you drinks so now you need to come home with me” guys. If you just go home I’m not going to stalk you and rape you because I spent 50 bucks and an hour on you. I know, I’m such a pushover. But, BUT, if I’m taking your ass around the world and am reeling from a breakup? Yeah, putting out is expected. You’re going to need to be “make my ex so jealous she wants to kill herself” sexy and we’re taking selfies for social media all over this damn planet. This isn’t going to be some kind of vacation a dad takes his teenage daughter on to try and get her to stop hating him. It’s not going to be me sitting on my thumb in the hotel room and checking out museums while you get felt up by a bunch of Euros at the discotec. We’ll be connected at the hip (or, more specifically, the pelvic region), doing all kinds of weird European sex stuff in Paris and studying the Kama Sutra in New Delhi. This is non-negotiable. So yeah, anyone named Elizabeth Gallagher sign up and enjoy the free trip with no strings attached whatsoever (wink, wink).