This Frog Has A HAMMER Dick (Kind Of)

Note: that’s not really his dick, I guess. It’s a partially grown third leg. But, if you ask me, anything that looks like a dick counts as a dick. Weird pants bulgs? Get to play that as your dick. Something in your pocket that makes it look like the tip of your dick is halfway down your leg? Get to call that your dick. Those are the rules. Girls get pushup bras to boost their sex organs, men get ill-fitting pants and parlor tricks to boost theirs.

Having said all that, hysterical pictures. If you can’t laugh at a dick, or a fake dick, then you need to get your head checked. These are frog sexts with a horse dick, that’s goddamn funny. And I’ll tell you what, those are some good sexts from Frogger too. Smart enough to chub it up but not go full mast, so you leave a little something to the imagination. Keep her wondering how much bigger it can grow. Smart enough to go top down to make it look longer, little Babe Ruth pinstripes trick. Even mixed in the casual “oh I’m just lounging around and — oops, there’s my dick” pic. Really, a tour de force in erotic picture sending from Dig’Em Frog here. Take notes, kids. This is how you impress the ladies.