This Ball Girl At The US Open Who Chases Down A Plastic Bag Thinks Her Shit Don't Stink

Ohhhhhh we’re all super impressed ball girl.  What a show off.  It’s a plastic bag, not a grenade.  Everybody just calm down.  The people in the crowd reacted like it was a bomb that would’ve exploded on impact when it hit the ground.  I thought they were going to give her a standing ovation.  Gimme a break.  And how about the announcers acting like it was the worst thing in the world that a plastic bag was in the arena?  Tennis is such a ridiculous sport.  The fact that you can’t cheer loudly during a tennis match is the biggest load of crap going in sports.  How much better would tennis be as a spectator sport if you could cheer while they play?  A billion times better and that might be conservative.

PS- Great hustle though.