This 1994 Salem News All State Baseball Team Clipping Sums It Up Pretty Well

People are gonna talk about my bowl cut. That would be naive and stupid. You’d be missing the point. First of all bowl cuts were huge back then and it’s not about my hair. It’s about the fact I used to knock in runs getting out of bed in the morning. And yes I was VP of my class. I didn’t want to be President. I didn’t have time for that shit. I was too busy taking people to the moon. Poor Hank had no idea the buzzsaw he was walking into…