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There's New Underwear That Hides Camel Toe Because Apparently Thats A Problem

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Mashable  -Women everywhere who have experienced frontal wedgies can now rejoice as one woman has created an underwear line that addresses one of fashion’s most embarrassing problems. Camel toe plagues women who wear yoga pants, snug jeans, or chic shorts, and it renders clothes unwearable. “Women don’t want to address their camel toes and think if you have a camel toe then you must have a huge vagina and that’s not it,” says Maggie Han, founder of Camel No. The designs are from Han’s underwear brand, Seamless Thread, and aim to empower women by protecting the crotch region from any unwanted attention

 

I have to admit the entire time I was reading that article I was laughing at how seriously this lady takes camel toes. Like when she said she was at a speech her godmother was giving and she didn’t hear a word her godmother said because she was staring at her camel toe the whole time, it just seems a little bit ridiculous. For this lady to care so much about camel toes she must have seen some shit, some scary camel toe action. All of that being said I don’t usually run into this problem on a daily basis and definitely not enough to buy a pair of underwear to stop it from happening. When I was wearing that Britney costume, yeah this underwear might have come in clutch. But that’s a one time problem and there are simple solutions for that. I’m pretty sure if you have a vagina wedgie in everything you wear that makes all your clothes “unwearable” then you have weird fucking vagina. So I guess if you have a giant vagina that swallows up your pants then this is cause for celebration.

I just don’t really see how camel toes happen unless your pants are pulled up wayy to high or are 100 sizes too small. I don’t care much about these underwear because this isn’t a problem for me and they look too bulky so I probably wouldn’t be able to fit them in my pants which is my real issue. They look like boy shorts which are for sleeping (I meant to mention that in my last blog which was also about underwear). And if you’re a guy who likes looking at vagina wedgies I guess this sucks for you if these catch on but they won’t because this isn’t a real problem.