There Is No Way Acai Bowls Are Good For You Right?

So those who have been following my pizza reviews know that last week some dude interrupted my pizza review and dared me to eat an Acai Bowl. Guess what? I’ve been hooked ever since. Just eating these motherfuckers every day for lunch. Shit is GOOD. Almost too good if you know what I mean? Listen I’ve been around the block enough to know that anything that tastes good isn’t good for you. I don’t care how many chicks in yoga pants with great asses post them on Instagram. It’s like Newman with the lowfat ice cream. I just refuse to do heavy research into Acai Bowls because I don’t want to ruin my fun. But let me say this loud and clear. Acai bowls are a fraud. It’s basically junk food. How do I know? Umm I have a brain. Anything that tastes good isn’t good for you. That’s an unalienable fact. Biggest fraud food going. Facts only.