The University Of Iowa Police Just Boom Roasted The Shit Outta The Iowa State Police On Twitter
Hey @ISUPD …. Knock, knock
— U of Iowa Police (@UIowa_Police) September 9, 2014
@UIowa_Police Dare we ask “who’s there?”
— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) September 9, 2014
@ISUPD pic.twitter.com/S9rWNloLsa
— U of Iowa Police (@UIowa_Police) September 9, 2014
BOOM It’s Hate Week mother fuckers! If you can’t stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. We’ve got University police departments going at it and it’s a beautiful day. Is the joke kinda lame? Maybe but I don’t care. I don’t care one bit. I laughed. Because that’s what this week is all about. Talking shit to those dumbasses who decided to be fans of Little Brother Iowa State. Anybody who decides to pile on is a friend of mine. I also laughed because I know just how much a joke like that gets under ISU fans skin. They have such an inferiority complex it’s embarrassing. Corny jokes and all. I read all of them and love all of them.
PS- The fact that today is only Tuesday is borderline blasphemy. I woke up this morning and thought it was Thursday. Nope. Fucking Tuesday. Saturday can’t get here soon enough.