The Revenge of Blackberry!

So today was a huge day for Blackberry and America in general. After months of anticipation and speculation Blackberry finally released the Q10 and Z10 blackberries. Well the reviews are in and they are glorious.

“I kind of broke up with you for something that had a little more bling,” she said. “Now we’re exclusively dating again and I’m very happy.”

Alicia Keys

“The absolute best typing experience in the industry, period.”

Thorsten Heins (BlackBerry CEO)

 It’s lovely, fast and efficient, bristling with fresh, useful ideas. And here’s the shocker — it’s complete. The iPhone, Android and Windows Phone all entered life missing important features. Not this one.

David Pogue, New York Times

And on and on it goes. Analysts from coast to coast are hailing the new Blackberry as the best cell phone device every invented. Already proclaiming the Iphone to be antiquated, prehistoric and an embarrassment to those who still use it. Now a lesser man would gloat right now. Say that I told you so. That I told you Iphones were just a phase for easily impressed teenage girls who like instagram and fancy ringtones.  That Blackberries would always be for cracking skulls and making mogul moves. That if you wanted to be taken seriously in the boardroom you needed a blackberry. But like I said I’ll be the bigger man and just leave it at this. I bet that dead mothefucker Steve Jobs is rolling around in his grave right now and I’m loving every second of it.