The Pats And The Jets Social Media Updates Today Perfectly Represent The Two Teams

Pats

Jets, you suck and one time your quarterback ran up his own lineman’s asshole and fumbled the ball. Boom, roasted.

Jets

“Rivarly Renewed.” We suck at literally everything.

After seeing the Pats tweet I was honestly a little worried about tonight. All week people have been hanging out this idea of Revis doing a little extra to stick it to the Jets tonight, then the social media taunting, and with Rex potentially out of a job by halftime I thought the team might rally behind him one last time. Then the Jets updated their Facebook and I remembered that they’re the Jets and gave a haughty laugh remembering the time I was almost worried about tonight’s game. Never change, Jets. Never, ever change.