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The Orlando Predators, An AFL Team, Started A Website And Whoops! It Takes You To The Florida Sex Predators Registry

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(Source)It seems that Orlando’s Arena Football team has been the subject of some out-going regime hijinks. The franchise was recently sold to David Siegel, CEO of Westgate Resorts, and around the same time as the sale was announced, the team’s website began redirecting to Florida’s website for tracking sex offenders. It was a short-lived mystery. As it happens, a company owned by David Pearsall, the former owner of the team, is listed as the reseller of OrlandoPredators.com, which means he can redirect the site wherever he likes. When he stepped away from the team in May, OrlandoPredators.com was reportedly just a generic web page. Once the sale was official, Siegel and his crew became aware of the new destination.
 

 

 

First of all, love the move by the old owner to redirect the team’s site to a sex predator site. Just a little thumbing of the nose on the way out the door.  But anyway, if you go looking for your favorite AFL squad, there are worse rosters to run into right? I mean that’s a pretty formidable core. Take a look

 

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David Rodriguez could definitely be an OC. One of those kind of nerdy dudes who just gets the game. Never played a down but studies it incessantly and sees matchups on the field that other coaches don’t.

 

 

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Pablo Ferndandez is such a QB it’s not even funny. Strikes me as the guy with a Jeff George type guy with just a rocket launcher of an arm. And look at that mustache and electric smile, can you be any more Broadway Joe? Face of the franchise indeed.

 

 

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Frederick L. Cambell. Middle linebacker. Starting defense! A place at the table! STARTING DEFENSE! A PLACE AT THE TABLE! WOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

 

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John Pine was born a slot receiver. Quick slants, get his head taken off over the middle, and then gets right back up and is in the huddle ready for the next play before anyone else. Tough as nails (I know that because of the earrings).

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That’s head coach hair right there. Grayed from stress, but you know in its heyday it was a sight to behold. Looks like a Mexican version of the coach from Playmakers. Tough, but fair. That’s all you can ask for in a HC.

 

 

 

So as far as Arena League rosters go? There are worse things you could stumble upon other than a rough group of guys who could probably go out there and get you, at the very least, a .500 record.