The Crusade On My Sexuality Continues: My Twitter Account Just Got Suspended Because They Said My Profile Was Pornography

Twitter explanation for my suspension

Pornography: You may not use obscene or pornographic images in either your profile photo, header photo, or user background.

I’m Always 9 Steps Ahead. That’s Why I’m Pres And You’re Not

What does @twitter think I only got one account? I have no shortage of names. #davidportnoypapercompany

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 12, 2015

Unreal.  I’ve never seen anybody get persecuted for expressing their sexuality like this since the advent of the Internet.  First my Calvin Klein ad got deleted on Instagram and now this.  My freaking twitter account suspended because they said I had porn in my profile picture.  Let me ask people something. Am I that raw? Am I that sexual? Do I make people that nervous? Are chicks fainting in the street and shit?   Guys questioning their sexuality?  Are there orgies at Twitter HQ’s after people look at my avi? I mean we got porn stars posting pictures of themselves dildo’ing their assholes on Twitter and I’m getting banned for this?   Honestly what have I ever done to make Twitter treat me so disrespectfully? They ban me, they won’t give me a blue check mark.  Meanwhile I’m like 1,000 bucks away from being their majority stock holder.   Well let me say this loud and clear.  Once I wrestle control of Twitter I’m gonna find out who did this to me and I’m gonna make them pay. Because to quote my good friend Bill Belichick I don’t get mad. I get even.  Bad Boy 4 Life.   Cue the music!