The Coach Of The US Men's Soccer Team Said The US Men's Soccer Team Has No Shot To Win The World Cup

(Source) — The United States advanced to the round of 16 in South Africa, meeting the expectations of a nation, but not exceeding them. With a Herculean task ahead, manager Jurgen Klinsmann made it clear that the United States is still years, and possibly generations, away from serious World Cup success. In an interview with the New York Times’ Sam Borden, Klinsmann said that “is not possible” for the Americans to win the World Cup in 2014.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, coach! Great pep talk! Seriously what kind of shit is this? If I were on that team I’d probably quit right now and just fuck chicks in Rio the whole time. Not because I wasn’t competitive, but because I’m not going out there and playing for some dickhead who didn’t do his job and doesn’t believe in us. You’re the fucking coach. Your task is to assemble the best team possible and train them to beat the best of the best. You have FOUR years to get that done and now that the time is here you’re just like “eh, we’re not good enough. We’ve got no chance.” You know who else wasn’t good enough and had no chance? A group of college kids called the 1980 US men’s hockey team. They couldn’t possibly beat a world class group of professionals like the Russians. But you know what their coach did? No, he didn’t say they had no chance and to pack it in. He taught them how to beat the Russians at their own game then gave the best motherfucking pump up speech in history so they went out there and brought home the victory and eventual gold. Herb Brooks is rolling over in his grave reading this bullshit.