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The Chick Who Jumped Off The Roof Yesterday Now Has A GoFundMe To Pay For Her Broken Feet And Broken Dreams

 

(GoFundMe)My daughter Nicole Just graduated from high school. She had a good job, and had just moved into her very first house as an adult on her own. I’m so proud of her. Unfortunately Nicole with her roommates, and a girlfriend were being crazy young adults one afternoon. Jumping from the roof of their house into the pool. I’m surprised that Nicole would even try something like that. She’s not the very daring type. She hesitated at the last moment. She missed the pool. Yes, We have video of the accident. They never expected the jump to go wrong. WARNING The video is graphic. I wish I had never watched it. Nicole has broken both of her feet. She didn’t have medical insurance at the time. Fortunately, Nicole’s Dad has been able to add her to his insurance. Today she’s having CAT scan. We should know by the end of the day when her next surgery will be. Nicole is expected to be disabled for at least 6 months to a year. She’s in a wheel chair. Not taking it very well I might add. The issue is that Nicole had just moved into her first house with the best roommates. Nicole not being able to work can’t pay her share of the bills. This threatens not only her losing her place to live, but her roommate’s as well. Their credit too. They have signed a years lease. I paid her share this month, but We need help while Nicole is in recovery. Living expenses. I’ve broken it down for you. Expected time down is 6 months. Nicole’s share of the rent is $300 x 6 = $1800 Food, Toiletries, phone, Utilities, Add up to $400 a month x 6 = $2400

 

To quote Don King….ONLY IN AMERICA!  I mean this chick jumps off a roof and breaks both her feet and now she wants strangers to pay for expenses?  Keep in mind we’re not talking about her medical expenses either.  Her dad has insurance for that.  She want’s people to pay for her rent and food and shit.  Apparently she wants to sit around by the pool all day with her two broken feet while people pay for her to live. Absolutely amazing.  I mean since when can’t you go to work in a wheelchair?  Seriously get a job honey.  Or worst case suck dick for cash.  Your mouth ain’t broken is?  You just have to have absolutely no regard for human life to ask for money for this.  Almost as bad as a guy who really doesn’t want to be Mayor asking people to donate to his campaign to run for mayor.

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PS – I’d donate 500 bucks on the spot to watch her try to jump off the roof again.  Talk about a mind fuck.