The Celtics Lost Because Of Harry The Hawks Terrible Prince "Tribute"

I’m not even trying to be mean here simply because the Hawks are playing the Celtics, I’d have this opinion whether I had a dog in that fight or not: there have been countless Prince tributes for the last week and that was hands down the worst I’ve ever seen. Memes on Facebook with made-up quotes about why Prince votes Republican are more respectful than that piece of garbage was. It wouldn’t shock me to learn that Prince Nelson is rolling around in his urn, making those androgynous gasps, while seeing this truly disgusting display.

It’s no wonder the Hawks went on an 80-29 run after this was over, the Cs had just seen such a horror show that their minds were clouded. Honoring Prince with such a lifeless and boring tribute, one without Little Red Corvette, is pretty much cheating in my book. It’s lulling the other squad to sleep and it’s a competitive advantage, no different than steroids or PSI. Shameful move by the Hawks, really.