The Barstool Black Friday Sales Event Has Begun! 20% Off Entire Store AND Free Shipping
Am I supposed to be happy it’s Black Friday? Because I’m not. I’m getting flag mugged with this sale. Like people are literally looting the Barstool Store. It’s lewd lascivious salacious outrageous. Seriously I got to be the only mogul to ever lose money on Black Friday by giving too big of discounts. I may have to fire Hank after this is over just to keep the lights on. I’m not saying people should feel bad for me, but at the same time you probably should. I delivered all those newspapers for this? To give 20% off AND free shipping? #prayforpres