The Asiana Flight That Crashed Was Doomed From The Get Go

What’s in a name you ask? I’ll tell you what’s in a name, writing on the wall. You can know everything you need to know about someone using their name. Like for instance if a girl is named Jasmine, you know she’s great at picking up dollar bills with her ass. If a guy is named DeAndre, he’s faster than you. And if someone is named Sum Ting Wong then he’s gonna crash practically every plane he flies. Put him in the air with Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow and you might as well have taken the plane down yourself. Piss poor crew choice by whoever is in charge over at Asiana. Have some foresight.