Houston, Texas – An 11-year-old elementary school 5th grader has been expelled for running “quite a business” during his school day hours. The young man comes from a family with many financial troubles. His parents, who were reportedly on welfare. With his family’s future in mind, the young boy managed to convince 8 of his female classmates to kiss and hug boys for money. The principal said, “He was running this business of exploiting his young female classmates for nearly 3 months before getting caught. We became suspicious that something was going on, when lunch attendance began to dwindle. We have had 27 boys and 5 girls come forward admitting they were paying this “wanna be pimp” $3 for a 10 second make out session and $2 for a 15 second hug which included unnecessary groping. The 8 female children he recruited, never got a red cent.” Authorities estimate that the young man made out with nearly $500 in three months, with many of the other children being “repeat customers.”
Elementary school is basically the streets, it’s a slightly supervised version of the hood. You’ve got your hustlers out there working deals and trading apples into Dunkaroos and Hi-Cs. You’ve got your streetballers out there earning respect via Red Rover. Your thugs working their way up from the gutter and stealing lunch money. But now we’re punishing kids for taking it a small step further and becoming pimps? That’s ridiculous. I remember a time when an entrepreneurial spirit was something that was revered in this country. As long as everyone on the playground is up to date on their circle, circle, dot, dot cooties shots then no one can get hurt. Johnny gets happy, Kimmy feels pretty and Tommy gets rich. Win-win-win. Let the kids live.
The fact that you didn't mention South Park angers me
Not a word about Butters
The fact that you didn’t mention South Park angers me
Not a word about Butters
I don’t like you. My friend doesn’t like you LOL
you get a stormy cloud
Pres definitely wouldn’t have shelled out the extra buck for a make out session
bitch, you wanna make some motherfuckin money?
This guy fiets. I mean. He’s so bad. My god
Pimpin ain’t easy…
The Pussification of America
Feits golden opportunity for a butters vine or some shit awful effort
“The young man comes from a family with many financial troubles. His parents, are reportedly on welfare.” Just say the kid’s black. Save yourself a lot of words.
@awkwardlolguy Like Star Wars
Feits, how much for some unnecessary groping on your C-cups?
The fact that the South Park episode where butters becomes a pimp for the elementary school selling kisses, hugs and hand holding is an utter shame. This Texas kid is the real life butters…you know what I am saying? You sir should be fired!!!
Think much much less of you for snubbing southpark on this one. Easy layup and you blew it
100% chance he was of the African race
Feits, even the site you linked to has a Butters clip. Piss poor effort on your part
^^^Oh I don’t know…he’s from Houston, took up pimping, didn’t pay any of his ho’s, comes from a family that is poor and on welfare I think you’re jumping to conclusions.
wow no south park
Seriously not saying anything about this South Park episode that was the exact same thing is criminal. Hang it up son.
Stories fake dumbass. It was written by a satirical website. You’re worthless Feitelberg
It’s a kissing company, know what I’m sayin?
Kid forgot to pay off the school, obviously.
this can’t be real
No short video of butters doing this EXACT same thing? For shame, be better man
This pretty much sums up what a shitty blogger Feits is. Still better than KFC though. Fuck KFC.
Check your on this Feits, didn’t actually happen. TFM called you out on it too.
*check your sources on this Feits, didn’t actually happen. TFM called you out too.
How bout the 5 girls coming forward?
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