Texans Fan Follows Through With His Promise And Drinks His Own Piss After Their Comeback Monday

I’d love to tell this guy that you don’t have to do all the wild shit you say while watching sports. Like all the time I’m say “Please God, if we win this game I promise I’ll start going to church regularly” and whenever a Boston team wins I’ll just reason it with myself and say “Oh fuck it, that wasn’t even God, Gostkowski kicked that. Promise is void.”

But then I realized this dude promised a much more powerful entity than God that he’d drink his piss for a Texans W, he promised the internet. And you just don’t reneg on an outlandish promise to the internet. Ask that kid who said he’d streak for 10K retweets a few weeks ago. Probably still getting hate mail from lunatics that dug up his entire existence. It’s just not worth it. If you tell the internet you’re gonna drink your piss, you drink your piss.