Taylor Swift's Pre-Show Dancing Brings The Sexy In A Big Way

Look I’m not gonna tell you that Taylor Swift is oozing with sex appeal at all times. I understand her front row dancing can get fucking awkward, I admit that. I sometimes watch award shows like a mortified boyfriend thinking C’mon babe, you’re making a scene and people are staring, let’s just sit down and relax for a minute. But that right there? Those dance moves have a name and it’s spelled s-e-x. My heart nearly jumped right out of my chest when she dropped it low then went to the hair flip and started using poles as props. Raw, animal sexuality was what we just witnessed. She drives me crazy WOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOO.