Taiwanese Woman Divorces Her Husband Because Of His Little Dick

(Source) — A 52-year-old Taiwanese woman has been granted a divorce to end her four year marriage with a civil servant, whom she claimed to have a tiny Willy. The woman, also a civil servant surnamed Zhang, said the 55-year-old—known only as Zhou—has also failed to keep his promise to have sex with her three times a week. “His penis is so small, like a kid’s, only 5cm long. We’ve never had sex in our entire marriage,” she added. Zhang said they met in July 2008 through a common friend and got married five months later. She had wanted to have sex with Zhou before signing the marriage papers but he refused, citing religious reason for not having premarital sex. Zhang said she only found out about her husband’s problems on their wedding night. “He’s also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband. We quarreled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment.” The couple separated the day after their marriage, but they spent 10-odd nights together to see if the husband’s condition had improved. Unfortunately, it hadn’t.

Real fence sitter when it comes to this story. On the one hand, Taiwan has it right here. If your spouse isn’t living up to their end of the fuck agreement then you should be able to divorce them. If she hasn’t put out in 10 days then you should be able to stroll in your living room and end it, Michael Scott style. I…  DECLARE…  DIVORCE!!! Would make relationships a lot easier if the husband doesn’t have to walk around for 20 years with a pound of pudding in his sack because can’t afford to give up half his bank account.

On the other hand, what did this chick expect? You didn’t marry Mandingo, sweetheart. 5 inches is the size of the average penis in America, 5 centimeters is the size of the average penis in Taiwan. Kinda fucked up to marry a video game designer and get mad when he takes out a sai sword rather than a katana.

PS – what was with the 10 day waiting period to see if his condition would improve? Is there some kind of magical Taiwanese penis growing technique? What’s it called? Asking for a friend.