Starting March 10th I’m Gonna Wrap Big Cat In A Coccoon Of Pizza Horror
So I’m not sure if people saw that blog Big Cat wrote today about if you could pick one food for the rest of your life would it be pizza or a burrito. In case you missed it here it is;
So I was sitting at the bar yesterday watching my friends get drunk because they all had President’s Day Off and I don’t and the question came up, if tomorrow morning you had to pick one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? And just to qualify you can’t say Italian food or Chinese. Its one specific order, and that is what you eat for breakfast lunch and dinner forever. So say you want to eat Cereal, you can’t just have all types of Cereal, you would have to eat Lucky Charms or Frosted Flakes forever. Or if you choose pizza you get the same exact pizza every time. You can never change. Once you make your order, that’s your order for life. So the consensus became that the two most logical choices are Burrito or Pizza. So that’s the hypothetical. You have to either eat a Burrito for the rest of your life or Pizza. I honestly could not be more torn. I’ve gone through all my pro’s and con’s and I still can’t decide.
Gun to my head I think I’m going Burrito. Unlike some people who like to be “adults” and use “bathrooms” I’m not hung up on the fact that sometimes you accidentally poop your pants. Things happen. Not a lot you can do. So the Burrito Diarrhea isn’t as much of a drawback. Whereas becoming a fat slob who eats Pizza all day is a pretty big drawback. I’m already a blogger, I’d rather not fill in every stereotype of my already sad life. But let’s put it to a vote. Pizza vs Burrito for the rest of your life, who ya got?
Well honestly this whole blog and scenario was embarrassing to me. It’s an insult to put burritos and pizza in the same sentence. Pizza is like air or water. Humans need it to breathe and to live. Civilization couldn’t exist without pizza. Burrito’s are a sidekick. Nothing more, nothing less. So being the Patriot that I am starting March 10th I will defend pizza’s honor. Big Cat and I will see who can last longer eating each food. Pizza for me and Burritos for him. That’s it. Nothing else. No snacks nothing. Everytime you put food into your mouth it has to be pizza or burrito 24/7. This is the only item you can eat. To be honest I don’t even think this is a real contest. I could eat pizza for a year straight and not blink. Hell I eat pizza 4 times a week as it stands and I’m not even trying to prove a point. I actually can’t wait for this contest to begin. My only concern is that once Big Cat quits I won’t be able to stop and I’ll turn into Pizza the Hut. Bottom line is that never in the history of human civilization has anybody underestimated anything more than Big Cat has underestimated my love and desire for pizza.
Place your bets….
Vote 1 for Pres wins this in a romp and 10 for Pres wins this in a romp because there is no other choice
PS – If you got any great pizza places I need to try email them to me. I’m going to dance all over New England eating pizza cracking skulls. The only thing I need is some WWF sytle pizza entrance music. Somebody just blaring out my theme song everytime I walk into a new joint.