Spain Hires A Hot Woman To Be The Country's "Sex Czar" Because Spain Knows How To Run A Country

(Source) — The Spanish government has created a new post in an attempt to boost pregnancy rates and halt the country’s declining population. The role of the so-called “sex czar” is to be taken up by Edelmira Barreria Diz, a demographics expert and senator in the Galician parliament. According to official statistics, Spain recorded a lower number of births than deaths last year, the first time this has happened since 1941. Ms Barreria Diz, who has been appointed as head of the commission for demographics by Spain’s prime minister, Mariano Rajoy, has been asked to help reverse a trend which appears to have taken root in the southern European country: the birth rate in Spain has shrunk by 18% since 2008.

I’ll throw my hand up here and admit that it’s possible I’m playing fast and loose with the term hot woman here, but I stand by it. Criticize me if you must but I will not stand down. Why’s that, you ask? Because a “sex czar” tag makes everyone hotter. It’s like getting a boob job, or losing 15 pounds, or moving to the midwest. You’ve instantly changed your station in life and become far more attractive the second the government hires you to stand at a podium and beg people to start crempieing each other. Edelmira Barreria Diz a few days ago? She could get it. By no means ugly. Edelmira Barreria Diz the sex czar? Hot woman. I showed my work on this problem and I think it makes perfect sense.

As for Spain? Shoutout to Spain. Those folks over there, aside from the plummeting population and negative inflation, really know how to run a country. Siesta nap times, hot chicks holding pressers to yell “FUCK MORE OR WE GO EXTINCT,” big tomato fights, beers and wine at Burger Kings… it’s all flawless. Lot of Make America Great Again talk going on after Trump’s speech last night but I’ll tell you what, stop worrying about the immigrants and get me those things and I think we’d be sitting in a pretty good spot.