So This is What Sex Ed Looks Like Now

Source – Parents in Jacksonville Florida were outraged upon seeing and hearing what their children were being taught in their 6th grade sexual education class. Photos snapped on a students camera phone reveal the tasteless and over the top Common Core sex ed curriculum being shoved down the throats of American 11 and 12 year olds… The Common Core curriculum has long been the topic of debate among parents in America.  Nationwide campaigns are underway to educate parents about what their children are being taught in schools.

Look I don’t know Common Core from the Boston Common but I do know this:  This is no way to teach Sex Ed to the youth of America.  You don’t introduce a topic as delicate as human sexuality to a bunch of innocent, impressionable 11 year olds by having some homely, crewcutted hippie wave a strap-on around and pretend to piledrive herself with a dildo.   I mean, way to warp these poor kids’ minds, Common Core. That’s not how we do things in this country. Especially not in the great state of Florida.  If you want to really give this personal, deeply emotional subject the respect it deserves, you wait until these children get through puberty.  Then you send a hot, insanely horny female teacher in there to seduce all the boys.  And teach them properly that sex isn’t about some plastic toy you buy off the rack at some sleazy store that smells like Patchouli oil.  It’s about sexy older women who’ll throw their careers away just for the chance to bone a teenager.  THAT’S the American way.  @JerryThornton1

PS. Nice use of “being shoved down the throats of American 11 and 12 year olds” there.  You can’t act like you’re outraged about this and think we wouldn’t notice you throwing that in.

[Thanks, @Mr_Seal_Clubber. Nice handle]