So This Is The Chick Sitting In My Seats At Fenway Tonight?

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You sly son of a gun! Who’d you pay to rig that contest, huh? Who was it? HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU SPEND?! Because if you think a Wally winter hat and some Eye Green trumps a chubby blogger who looks like he just got Slimed, then you’re outside of your mind. I’m sure you were pretty cozy last night. Nice and warm with all your clothes and headgear on. Meanwhile I was out there in the biting cold, blasting my nips for the world to see. And, despite what the public may or may not have wanted, I put them out there to support the TEAM. You gotta let ‘em know you’re out there, it’s the playoffs.