Shout Out to the Dude Who Got Buried in His 73 Pontiac

Forget this guy for a second. I wish a had a woman who loved me this much. Who I could say “hey honey when I die I want to be buried in my 73 Pontiac” and she’d be like okay I’ll make sure that happens. The First Lady would NEVER do this. I’m not even sure she’d agree to it while I was dying. She’d probably argue with me and tell me how impractical it was as I was struggling for air. But even if she did agree to it just to shut me up I know she’d never actually do it when I died. Too much work. Too much of an embarrassment for her. What would her friends say? Just no way she’d actually fulfil my wishes. I mean this is true fucking love. Tough to find a woman like that.