Rex Ryan Painted His Truck All Buffalo Bills Because He's Buffalo's Creepy New Girlfriend

Alright Rex, time to take it down a notch. You’re starting to scare everyone. You’ve been in Buffalo 10 minutes and you’re ready to marry it. Everyone’s had a girlfriend like this, or at least had one of their friends date one. Immediately immerses herself into you. Likes the same movies and music, dresses the same, becomes friends with all your friends. It’s creepy as shit. That’s what Rex is doing. He’s trying to trick Buffalo into thinking he’s just like them so they love him. Living in the snowy part of town, changing the colors on his tattoo, drinks with Jim Kelly, new paintjob. Just be yourself dude. Keep acting like this and Buffalo is gonna want to break up with you but be too afraid that you’ll murder them to do it.