Hey Pres you perverted fuck. I don’t know how you did it. But all that wishing about getting fucked by Gronk apparently worked and then you spawned this guy. Way to go you perverted fuck.
I got to be honest. I think if me and Gronk had a kid this is exactly what he’d look like. I don’t even want to know how much pussy this guy gets in Boston. Half Gronk, Half Pageviews, 100% man. He’s like some Frankenstein experiment that went totally right.