Reader Email – This is the Definitive Worst Question Ever Asked In Barstool History

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Reader Email

Pres,

Question that’s bothered me forever. if you could have sex with anyone person ever, or get 20 dollars a day for the rest of your life, what would you do?

Viva,
Danny

So you mean would I take 7K a year for the rest of my life or fuck Candice Swanepoel? Is that the question? Well let me put it this way. I think I’d pay 100 million to fuck Candice Swanepoel so I guess that would be my answer. Kid has to be in middle school right?  7k?  Ashtray money bro.

PS – The only reason I posted this is to show how stupid some of the Stoolies are.  Amazing really.