Reader Email – Pres Your T-Shirt Looks Like It’s on Backwards

Reader Email

your shirt collar looks like your head should be facing the opposite direction… Atrocious

And there it is. My Achilles heel. It’s like Sampson with his hair. My one weakness as a human. My tshirts always end up looking backwards on me. Unfortunately this is not an aberration. This is my body. It’s my hunch back neck reeking absolute havoc.  I have no answers for this. I know it’s coming. I can’t stop it. It’s like the Green Bay Power Sweep. My body is reversed. It’s the damndest thing. I’d change this before I touched anything on my nose. It’s the worst. Like I strut that ass down the street thinking I look awesome and then catch a reflection of myself in mirror and see that my shirt is choking me in the front and sagging in the bag. Not a mogul look at all. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve contemplated banning tshirts from my wardrobe and going straight polos so I can button it up in the front and make sure they don’t scoot back. I don’t know what to do. I’m at a loss. All I know is the reverse tshirt game is killing my vibe.