Reader Email - Is It Okay To Wear Tshirts Underneath A Polo Or Button Down?

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Reader Email

Hey, my friends and I are in disagreement about wearing a shirt under a polo or really any collared shirt. Am I an idiot for still wearing a shirt under my polo? Is chest hair “in” now? Do you shave so it doesn’t stick out? And what happens when it’s cold, do chicks dig nipples??

I’m very on the undershirt side, but my friend says I need to get out of middle school and drop the undershirt.

-Luke

Hey Luke. Newsflash you’re a squid. Seriously grow up buddy. Like I know I’ve blogged this before but let me say this loud and clear for any new Stoolies out there. The #1 squid move on the planet is wearing an undershirt underneath a polo or button down. Any time I see a dude rocking that look I know I can conquer them. I know I’m the bigger man. I know I have the bigger dick. I honestly believe I have the right to declare Prima Nocte right in their face. That’s what wearing a shirt underneath a polo or button down shirt says to the world. That you’re weak. That you want to be cuckholded. That you’re inferior and you know it. So yeah I think you should lose the undershirt.