Reader Email - I Traded Gronk My First Class Airline Seat In Exchange For Touching His Dick and His Boxer Shorts

Reader Email

I gave up first class seats to grab gronks dick. His ticket was in an extra leg room aisle, I was in first class and he asked for our seats. I told him I’d do it but asked what’s in it for me. He signed his boarding pass and gave it to me, we shot the shit for 20 minutes in the air and he gave me his boxers after. Win win, no??

First of all got to love the gumption on Gronk just asking chicks in first class to trade seats with him for his coach seats straight up. Such an Alpha Male move. Like in reality it should be reversed. A chick should offer to touch your dick so she gets the first class seats. Not vice versa. But Gronk gets the over the pants handy AND the first class ticket. Win win indeed. It’s Gronk’s world we’re just living it. And how about giving them his boxer shorts too? How gallant is that?

PS – If this was Candice Swanepoel asking me to trade my first class seats to touch her ass I’d do in a heartbeat. Not even a question.