Reader Email - How Should I Feel About Waking Up To A Text From This Chick I Just Slept With?

Reader Email

Hey guys,

I woke up last weekend to find out the girl that I brought home from the bar left me a surprise. I woke up at 1pm and this text was sent to me clearly after she left. I am curious, did she do the right thing or could she have handled it a lot differently? I sure as hell did not like waking up the way I did.

-Ryan

Dude, Ryan, stop being such a pussy bro. It’s a little pee. Plus she was drunk so it was probably mostly water anyway. I’m not saying I’m going on craigslist later to check the wetwork pages, but grow up. She actually seems like a pretty cool chick. Just happened to party too much and was too drunk to listen to her bladder when it was yelling “Yo if you don’t get up right now I’m fucking soaking this Serta.” Big deal. She’s willing to “make up for it” and asked you for “ideas.” And you can’t think of anything that might make you forget about a little tinkle? C’mon. Hell she was even nice enough to take the blame. I absolutely would’ve slunk out in the middle of the night and let the girl think it was her for the rest of her life. Would’ve rolled her over right into the middle of it like I was staging a crime scene too. Christie is a quality gal if you ask me, that’s the kind of chick you can trust.