Reader Email - How Much Would Somebody Have To Pay You To Do A Faceplant In Dank Ass Slush?

I don’t get it.  How did this guy not break his face?  I mean that seems like the bigger concern rather than just getting soaked in gross ass slush water right?  LIke this is only 6 inches deep.  That can’t stop your face from smashing into the cement.  So again the question is how much would somebody have to pay you to do this?   For me the answer is infnity times infinity dollars, but it has nothing to do with getting hurt.  It’s just so anti mogal to be caught degrading yourself like this.  It would ruin all my mogal street cred forever.  You can’t put a price on my mogul dignity.