Ray Allen Is Going To Wear A "Jesus Shuttlesworth" Jersey Vs. The Celtics This Year

What a fucking loser. Fictional characters. That’s what you’ve been reduced to, Ray? The greatest 3-point shooter in history has become the guy who goes out there wearing the jersey of a guy he played in a movie once? Grow up, Peter Pan. Looks like the once quiet and humble Ray Allen who was all about Ubuntu has now totally embraced his South Beach, Hollywood, CandyAss Heat brethren in being just a sell-out piece of shit.

PS – When I was a kid and my mom caught me making fun of my siblings, she used to make me say something nice before sending me to my room. So I’ll say that if Ray was still a Celtic I’d love this. But guess what? I had my fingers crossed behind my back while I said it so fuck you still.