Ranking the New Haven “Fab Five” Prostitution Bust

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (WTNH) — Five women were arrested during a prostitution sting in New Haven Sunday. The arrests come as the result of an investigation into prostitution in the Dwight, West River, and Fair Haven neighborhoods, police said. The following women were busted during the sting and charged with prostitution: 22-year-old Sara Marks, 45-year-old Lelia Rivera, 35-year-old Tonianne Cusano, 37-year-old Nakesha Belton, and 51-year-old Lee Ann Hall.

 Sara Marks – (AKA Big Fish Little Pond)

If we’re being totally honest with each other Sara Marks is a no better than a 2.  But when you look at the rest of this starting lineup she’s an 11.   It’s her town.  She’s the mayor.

Leila Rivera (AKA – The Big Nasty)

Maybe the most intimidating face in the history of chicks.  May not even be a chick for all I know.  All I know is that jawline is fierce and so is that scowl.  I’m not 100% convinced she doesn’t just rob her john’s instead of sucking their dicks.

Tonianne Cusano (AKA Buckwheat)

No eyebrows.  No problem.  Put a wig and some makeup on this bitch and this bird may fly.

Nakesha Belton (AKA – Windex)

No doubt her selling strategy is the 2 for 1 special.  She’ll give you a hummer and clean your apartment for 10 bucks.  Tough to pass on that deal.

Lee Ann Hall - (AKA The Cat Lady)

There is no chance anybody has ever paid this chick for sex.   I could literally watch somebody pay her to perform a sex act with my own two eyes and I still wouldn’t believe it.  She is clearly a homeless drunk who lives in an alley with a shit ton of alleycats.  She was probably just looking for a warm place to sleep at night and jail was her best option so she told the cops she was a hooker.  That has to be it.