PSA: That Tom Brady "Nike Commercial" Isn't Even Close To Being Real

So I had no intentions of blogging this but I’ve gotten a billion (yeah, that many) tweets asking how I haven’t mentioned it yet and those are getting really annoying. Even some in-house guys like Dante and Hank are tweeting about how they’re cumming in their pants about it. AND they had the audacity to ask me how I think it’s fake. I think it’s fake because I have a brain, but if you guys want a peek behind the curtain and maybe learn a lesson about how to not be dumb on the internet, here…

1. Have a brain.

2. Uploaded by non-Nike and published over a month and a half ago, but it’s just catching on right now. That doesn’t make much sense at all now does it?

3. That seems like an awfully prominent spot for some Under Armour gear in a Nike ad. Also Tom Brady is an Under Armour athlete and share holder so him doing spots for Nike is kind of like him running a few drives with the Broncos if Peyton needs a blow.

4. Have seen the UGG commercial that all the dog clips are taken from. Nike is a pretty big company, they film their own shit.

PS – That’s like a C+ mashup/montage. It’s not even good enough to think it’s real.