"Private School Snap Chats" Are Insanely Rich And Cocky And Crack Me Up

Most people hate rich kids, right? They think they’re silver spooned little snobs and shit like that? I don’t know why, I think they’re hysterical. Laughing at a rich kid is like laughing at a retarded kid. They can’t help it, they were just born this way. It’s the only life they’ve ever known. Just chuckle from a distance and be kind to their face so their parents don’t yell at you. That’s how you treat retarded and rich people.

PS – One time I put my Nokia phone in the microwave just to see what would happen. It blew up in blue flame and it was awesome. But since it was a Nokia I don’t think that counts as rich kid life. Probably closer to retarded kid life.