Princes Near and Far Are Getting Away With Male Pattern Baldness Murder

So Prince Albert II of Monoco and his wife Charlene just had twins. Charlene is smoking hot. Meanwhile Prince Albert II has one of the worst cases of male pattern baldness I’ve ever seen. Same exact shit as Prince William. It’s almost like if you’re a Prince you think you can get away with bald murder. How do the wives put up with this shit? I don’t care if you’re Royal or not. These guys look like buffoons. Hey fellas there is rogaine and hairplant surgeries and all sorts of shit nowadays.  You don’t see Tom Brady just rolling over for baldness.  You don’t see Wes Welker rolling over for baldness.  You don’t see me rolling over for baldness. I’m sick and tired of these Royals flaunting their baldness like it’s okay to look like this. No it’s not. It’s a slap in the face to every balding man who doesn’t have the resources to fix their hair to see these Royals leaving it as is. If you want to have a haircut like that you should be forced to date ugly woman. You can’t use your Royalness to marry smokeshows and then just let your hair fester like that. Disgusting.

PS – I sweat Monoco so hard.    I just picture all the women to be exotic 10’s who love giving head and won’t even look at you unless you make 20 million a month. (euros)