(I’m sure lots of Stoolies won’t get this picture, but it may be my finest work)
TMZ - Justin Bieber’s BFF Lil Za has just been arrested for COCAINE POSSESSION at the singer’s home — during the early morning raid stemming from the Bieber egg attack on his neighbor. A rep for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. confirmed the arrest for FELONY drug possession … and said the cocaine was “in plain view” during the raid. Officials say Bieber was “not connected” to the cocaine. Za is a rapper who once lived at Bieber’s Calabasas home … and he’s been tight with JB for years. Eleven L.A. County Sheriff’s patrol cars descended on Bieber’s house this morning and they are executing a search warrant in connection with the egg-throwing incident … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We’re told this is a FELONY search warrant — meaning Justin is under a microscope for a crime that could land him in prison.
Bieber is clean you PIGS! You got nothing on him! Big fucking swing and a miss from the LA PD. This is more embarrassing than that whole Rodney King fiasco. 11 cops busting into Bieb’s house looking for eggshells and found nothing. So what do they do? They save face by arresting poor Lil Za for having a little coke on the table. Total bullshit arrest. They just didn’t want to get goosed. But you think Biebs gives a fuck about that dude? Hells no. He’ll go buy himself a new Lil Za best friend in a heartbeat. Fuck the police!
PS – I totally picture Bieber and Selena to be like that scene in Blow with Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz rolling around in drugs and money and having crazy sex except Biebs is never gonna get caught.
Double PS – Do I have to make “Free Lil Za” tshirts?