Phil Kessel Makes Little Kids Cry

“Does this look like the face of a man who makes children cry?”

YUP! LOOK INTO IT’S EYES!!! LOOK CHILD!!! LOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

PS – If you watched that game you probably cried too. What a fucking disaster. I can’t really talk too much about it since I switched over to the DaVinci Code on AMC about 5 minutes into the second since the game was so incredibly out of hand, but all the “this team is better with Chara” fools got a little dose of reality in that one. Zero sustained pressure aside from a few instances from the Bergeron line and a total clusterfuck all over the ice. It was gross. Hopefully they can right that ship tonight but holy hell was that a depressing glimpse into a post-Chara future.

h/t PuckDaddy