Pharrell Is Selling His Dumb Ass Mountain Hat On Ebay And The Current Bid is $14,500.00

The bid is 14,500 right now for that hat? Are you kidding me? What type of asshole would pay 10 cents for that hat nevermind 15K? Well I’ll tell you what type of asshole would. An asshole who uses money as toilet paper that’s who. Somebody who needs to invent ways to spend their internet dollars. And that’s precisely why I need it. It’s a dick measuring contest and nothing screams MOGUL like wearing Pharrel’s ugly ass Mountain hat just because you can.