Peyton Manning Was At The Rob Lowe Roast And Made A Terrible Tom Brady Deflategate Joke

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Hey, Peyton, fuck you. I’m not even offended by the fact that you made a Deflategate joke even though everyone with a brain knows you were juicing but bowed down to Roger Goodell so he’d let you skate, I’m offended by how bad both the joke and delivery were. “You tried to take the air out of my retirement announcement so fast, you can probably get a job as Tom Brady’s ball boy.” Really? Really really? I don’t know who you paid to write that, apparently an internet commenter, but I hope it wasn’t costly because that’s just about the worse Deflategate joke I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard a lot of them. I’m not oversensitive. I can handle a joke at the expense of my quarterback. I just prefer they actually be funny and not delivered by a dude whose own forehead rats him out for steroid use. That’s all.