People Who Think I Should Pay Caleb’s Bar Tab Are Flat Morons

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So as we discussed yesterday on Barstool Radio Caleb ended up getting stuck with a 10K tab at Tao the other night. If you haven’t listened to the story yet click on the above link for the background. People (maybe including Caleb) seem to think Club Dave should have picked up the bill. Umm are people fucking nuts? Dude why would I pay for Caleb relentlessly ordering Ace of Spades bottles on the down low? I had NO idea this was going on. I could have sworn that Caleb actually left the club before I did. Listen I’m a Lannister. I always pay my debts (unless my bookie dies) and I’ve wasted an absolute shit ton in NYC clubs the last couple months. When I get tables at clubs I pay for it 100%. Nobody chips in. I don’t ask for people to chip in. I know I’m rich and none of my friends or Barstool employees are. But I’m not that fucking rich that I can be picking up huge tabs when my employees act like morons. That’s how you end up with a 30 for 30 special on how you went Broke. A line in the sand has to be drawn somewhere. I said I’d pay for a bottle which shoulda been like 6 or 700 bucks. I’ll gladly do that. But you can’t run up a huge tab and then just look to Daddy. This is called life lessons 101. I want to pay for Caleb’s debt but that would be setting a bad example for the millions and millions of kids who read Barstool. If you want to help Caleb buy a Club Dave shirt and we’re letting him use the proceeds to pay the tab. If not shut your ass up.