Padma Lakshmi Was Flirting With Gronk So Hard On Top Chef It Almost Made Me Uncomfortable

Holy shit. Keep it together Padma. You’re leaking right through your jeans. We get it. You want to fuck Gronk. Try to act like a professional and make it through the show without cumming yourself. I mean there is a 1,000 percent chance Gronk fucked her. It’s just whether he banged her right in front of everybody or waited till the show was over. I’m not even joking either. Yeah I know that Gronk isn’t theortically her type. After all she married Salman Rushdie and then some other old weird looking dude.

But that’s EXACTLY why she was dying to get Gronked. It’s a known fact that all chicks who date/marry squares dream of getting ragdolled by a big old meathead. To let the bad girl come out.  To have sex with the lights on.  To do the things her friends talk about and she reads in books.  Enter Gronk. #69 #prayforPadma