Only An Idiot Wouldn’t Want To Go To Giraffe Manor for Their Honeymoon

So where to go on your honeymoon was a topic of conversation around the office since KFC is getting all married and shit tomorrow. (What an idiot! Chris Farley voice) Anyway I guess people were saying Safari and Africa is stupid? Honestly sometimes it’s hard being the only member of the Finer Things Club at Barstool. Are you kidding me? Africa is the truth! I’m not talking about slumming it in Liberia with all those Ebola idiots. I’m talking about Glamping. (Glamorous camping. Look it up) I’m talking about Giraffe Manor. I’m talking about getting nuzzled by giraffes while you eat breakfast. That shit is awesome. KFC is going to Italy which I’m sure will be nice and I won’t bash it but giraffes put asses in seats period.

Sidenote I went to Cabo for my honeymoon.   Keep that on the DL please.  That’s something I don’t share over wine and cheese at my Finer Things Club soirees.