Oh Look, Johnny Football In The House At Fenway Tonight With A Gaggle Of Smokes

5 things to say….

1. Johnny, you look great. Right out of a Dockers catalog and killing it.

2. I love you

3. I love you

4. I really love you (thing for brunettes, nothing against you other gals)

5. I love you

PS – No one looks too interested at all, huh? Guess they haven’t played Sweet Caroline yet though so can’t blame ‘em.