Norway is On the Lookout for the Guys Who Vandalized Their Most Beloved Dick-Shaped Rock
Source – Activists are collecting money to repair a penis-shaped rock formation in southern Norway after the popular tourist attraction was found badly damaged.
Joggers discovered Saturday that the Trollpikken rock formation had cracked and noted drilling holes in the rock — something that experts say strongly suggests the rock was deliberately vandalized.
By Sunday, over 500 people had donated nearly 90,000 Norwegian kroner ($10,600) to fix the formation located south of the southern coastal city of Stavanger. …
Police are looking for tips to find the person or persons who did it. They could face a one-year prison sentence for a serious environmental crime.
See, this is why we can’t have nice things. Because nothing is sacred any more. Even a miraculous rock formation whose name literally translates to “Trolldick.”
I can’t imagine what kind monsters would do this and ruin the fun of having a massive, glacial-carved dick-shaped granite dick formation for all to enjoy. So you’re damn right I want Norway’s finest on this case. It’s a serious environmental crime. Sick vandalism! That is a deliberate mutilation of a landmark shaped like a Troll’s cock. Now I want those little drill-happy bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns!
And until they’re caught, no beloved wang-shaped landmark is safe. These are grim times we’re living in. Grim times indeed.